My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I bet he comes in French.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
