So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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