If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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