He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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