My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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