So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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