you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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