People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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