in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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