I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
