Me too!
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
