I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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