who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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