it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
