so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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