Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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