maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
it's like iHOP with fire
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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