I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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