their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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