dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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