the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
