Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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