I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
My feet surprised me
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