you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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