Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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