my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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