Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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