I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
we're so committed to being not committed
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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