Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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