I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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