you would pick up someone in the library
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
