just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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