Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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