I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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