i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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