: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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