guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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