11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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