real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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