A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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