I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and you said cock pushups were impossible
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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