I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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