If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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