I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
