i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Mom said you looked used
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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