I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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