I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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