At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize
