I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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