so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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